Famous excuses used by cheating boyfriends and girlfriends |
I didn't get any feeling out of it. It was purely physical. I didn't have a choice, he/she made me, they were wearing strong perfume. It wasn't my fault, I was drunk and vulnerable. I was home sick in bed. It was a double. I know it looked like my car in the park, but I swear there are other cars like mine with the same license plate. I loaned my car to my friend. She/He got me in a compromising position. She/He said you were cheating on me, and the best way to get revenge was to do it with her/him. Your family and friends are liars, they didn't see me running from the hotel. I swear, I didn't enjoy any bit of it, it meant nothing to me. I was only experimenting, how do I know you are any good, unless I have someone to compare against you. She told me you were cheating on me, and that she would tell me his name once I took care of her. I didn't mean to hurt you, you can cheat on me, I'll pretend I'm someone else, once we do it, we'll be even. It was only physical, I was imagining she was you, so in a sense I was not cheating on you. I didn't enjoy one bit of it, I didn't want to hurt her feelings. I did it for you, I wanted to learn how to better please you. I don't know, I was bored. I thought you cheated on me first. |
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